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5 A Day Tee

£21.89 £18.12
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There's nothing more challenging than making sure you get five servings each day of fresh fruits and veg. BateWorld recommends hearty, fiber-rich specimens like aubergine, peaches, cherries, bananas, carrots, and anything else really that vaguely resembles a dick and balls. 

If you can't find phallic phreshness to supplement your diet, you can always pforce it in, as with the ultra rare peenichoke. Beautifully rendered on this Gildan Heavyweight tee, the peenichoke is a frank reminder that we've all gotta get our 5 a day. Even if it takes a lot of butter to slide them in easily sometimes. 

Select color: Light Pink

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

5 A Day Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.

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