5 A Day Tee
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There's nothing more challenging than making sure you get five servings each day of fresh fruits and veg. BateWorld recommends hearty, fiber-rich specimens like aubergine, peaches, cherries, bananas, carrots, and anything else really that vaguely resembles a dick and balls.
If you can't find phallic phreshness to supplement your diet, you can always pforce it in, as with the ultra rare peenichoke. Beautifully rendered on this Gildan Heavyweight tee, the peenichoke is a frank reminder that we've all gotta get our 5 a day. Even if it takes a lot of butter to slide them in easily sometimes.
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: BateWorld
- Email: contact@support.shop.bateworld.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
5 A Day Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|